Funny Answers to "What's Up"

Wassup

If you are at work, you may hear your coworkers say "wassup." This is a friendly way to ask how you are doing. It's also a polite way of asking if someone needs help or assistance.

The Sky Is Up

If you want to get the most out of your 'what's up' answer, this is one for you. This response is very cheesy and will get the person you're talking to laughing right away.

There is a Pixar movie that focuses on an old widower who makes his house fly with balloons. This is a fun cultural reference that will make any stranger laugh.

The Zipper Made Me Look Up

This is another funny response for 'what's up'. It's a great way to get a guy who's trying to hit on you off your back because you can recite the words to his face while he looks down at his zipper.

The Fly Is Down

When the person you're talking to is shorter than you, this response will send their ribs cracking. They will definitely be confused and then start to giggle when they realize that you are trying to get them off your back with something so sexist.

Not Much

This is a good answer to 'what's up' because it is true and the person you are talking to will probably find this very relatable. It's also a good option for someone who isn't sure what to say.